Archive for June, 2004
They said that I should keep doing schtick, but I decided to branch out.
According to their radio commercial: Brink’s Document Destruction can destroy in 15 minutes what it would take your employees days to shred. Could Enron have competed with them?
The hardest part is shredding the documents is actually deciding what to shred, not how to operate the machinery. What idiot couldn’t figure out how to operate one? [...]
I left a note on my white board outside my office today stating simply: “I sing out of tune.” And this statement is completely true. (I had Fraternity brothers ask me not to try and sing along with the offical song because I was so far out.) Below this was a query asking “what would [...]
What’s the fun of posting opinion if all one does is post and no one ever fights back?
At work we have a shiny new time-card system based on SAP. One of the warnings we repeatedly got when this system was first installed was to not double click on the link to enter our time…or we may get locked out for an indeterminate amount of time.
And it is all true. If we accidentally [...]
A month or so ago a local radio station interviewed a soldier stationed in Iraq from the local area who spoke of his family:
I keep them in my heart, but I keep them out of my mind, because I miss the hell out of them.
It is a very poignant statement. At least it [...]
One of the most interesting things that I note about the drivers in New England is that the speed at which they go is irrespective of the Speed Limit. There are many drivers who always go 70 mph on the highway. In the 65 mph zone. When it drops to 55 mph. Even through the [...]