Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

On the radio this evening, the talk show host was bemoaning the fact that the evening news shows maps of the United States and colors each state blue or red, depending on how that state (as a whole) is projected to vote. His point was that there are many areas in larger states that don’t [...]

“Break our duck? We can’t even find it!”

Thanks to the folks at Livid Productions I can say “Today my birthday”. And this time it is true.

“Waiter! There’s a hare in my rabbit stew!”

Have you ever noticed how much the beginning of “Neutron Dance” by the Pointer Sisters sounds like the theme from Duck Tales?

Be the first on your block to own the one, the only Origami Boulder. (Or be cooler, and be the first to explain the title.)

According to the Cookie Episode on Food Network‘s Secret Life Of…: It wasn’t until the 1990s that fortune cookies actually arrived in China. They were called “Genuine American Fortune Cookies.”

Go for a walk in a friendly happy place Like a padded room there are no other people there.

“It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts.”