Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

From an email I sent this morning to someone who used to work on the project that I work now: Four years after starting this, I think I finally understand the orginal purpose for the one of your classes. I’ve made plans to put it back into the code.

It’s just been one of those mornings.

Q: Why is it that slopping coding always comes back to bite me in the ass?

A: Because we like to make our own lives miserable.

Of course, Kim has to update Steph’s answer with something grounded in reality: “We never have time to do it right the first time, but always have time to redo it.”

Your integrated circuits keep falling off your western robots? Try Bob Marley’s new super-strength Buffalo Solder.

At a recent whole team meeting (over a hundred people), our project manager said, “I’d like to think you’re smart people.”

Starting with himself?

You don’t taste a cake while it is baking!

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?

From a local billboard at an autobody repair shop:

It’s never to late to be what you might have been.

And with it, a new status designation that makes no sense to anyone else:

More flip flops that a John Kerry wannabe.