Archive for September, 2005
Q. How do you know it’s Master P on the line?
A. The phone goes “Bling, Bling”
The next time that you think some of the warning labels on your new purchases are inane, remember this sad story and the lesson learned from it: don’t run a gasoline generator inside your house.
I can’t wait for the lawsuit.
When someone at work asks how the project is going, feel free to break one of these out. To the best I can remember, I made all of them up (with inspiration from others):
It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts. Break our duck? We can’t even find it! I’m betting on the monkeys. I’m still [...]
Question: Have you ever beta tested any software (in an official capacity, not by warezing an early build of Photoshop 17 or something)?
Yes, I’ve beta tested quite a few different pieces of software:
Quicken for two years (Trinity and Dakota). I was even named one of the top beta testers, receiving an Amazon gift certificate and [...]
Ha ha, the Steelers lost. The Steelers had won something like 16 consecutive regular-season games. Looks like the Black & Gold won’t be breaking the 20 game streak by the Patriots’, which was stopped last year by the Steelers.
Question: Do you think quitting school (college) is a “good thing?”
As a holder of three different degrees (BS,MEng, MBA) I think that Wil in the original article is right: if you want to be like him then there is no reason for you to be in college. College will train you for a completely different [...]
Slow Dance was written by Dr. David L. Weatherford, who has a beautiful collection of poems and encourages people to use his poems as long as he is given credit for his writings.
Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight? Or gazed at [...]
For quite a while on my static web site has been a section of uplifting thoughts. With an impending reorg, that is going away, so I present a couple of the items from there. The first is a poem by Linda Ellis called The Dash, which was forwarded around as one of those chain emails [...]
The reception will start immediately folllowing the wedding and be held at the Spalding University ballroom. The ballroom is located in downtown Louisville at 841 South Fourth Street. Maps and directions will be available at the ceremony. They will also be made available here at a later date. The music will be provided by Mobile DJ [...]
Our wedding will be held at Dixie Valley Chruch of God, conventiently located off of Dixie Highway at 4703 Quinn Dr on the second of November, 2002. Directions to the church will be available shortly. The cermeony will be officiated by Larry G. Higginbotham, cucumber extraordinaire.
The wedding will start promptly at six o’clock in the [...]