Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

I just got an email at work today promoting the Weight Watchers at Work program. For more information, I am asked to call “Jennifer Craig”.

From a bumper sticker (onto which all of the combined knowledge of man is printed):

If you object to logging Try using plastic toilet paper

I was talking with a coworker today regarding the user interface for an application that I designed (and she is the maintainer of now):

Her : we also need to remove inappropriate messages on bad key presses. Me : I disagree that all humor is inappropriate. Me : But I wouldn’t fight [...]

If Lake Erie would have been in the middle of a forest, then they would have called it the root canal.

And everyone would have avoided it.

Who am I?

IAM-ME

That was easy.

How easy was it?

Like taking candy from a retarded baby monkey.