Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

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More than unlimited? That’s a deal too good to pass up.

When typing the other day, Microsoft word let me know about the correct spelling for gsbngjsdffds:

How thoughtful.

The election for my state senator is up for a recount which is required by law to be finished by December 20th. Only a month and a half after the election. The incumbent lost the election by seven votes with almost nine thousand cast. Statistically, when the vote is as close as it is, the election is a tie. Any way you slice it, the “winner” will be supported by half of his district.

I voted for the only guy who came to my house to tell me what he believed in and asked me to vote for him. Who is the other guy and what has he done for my neighborhood? Perhaps, if incumbents aren’t doing a good enough job to get a clear majority, they should realize that the people have spoken and move on.

You know it’s going to be a long morning when…

…your doughnuts start pancaking…

…and you haven’t even had your morning coffee.

When trying to save a spreadsheet in Excel the other day, I got this incredibly informative dialog box:

At least it was equitable about it and showed it to me when I tried to save to a network drive or “save as” to a local drive. Brilliant design.

Heard over the management conference room wall at work this week:

We can’t miss the cost estimate on this when were only forecasting two weeks–we’ll look drunk and disorderly.