Archive for November, 2006
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When typing the other day, Microsoft word let me know about the correct spelling for gsbngjsdffds:
How thoughtful.
The election for my state senator is up for a recount which is required by law to be finished by December 20th. Only a month and a half after the election. The incumbent lost the election by seven votes with almost nine thousand cast. Statistically, when the vote is as close as it is, the [...]
You know it’s going to be a long morning when…
…your doughnuts start pancaking…
…and you haven’t even had your morning coffee.
When trying to save a spreadsheet in Excel the other day, I got this incredibly informative dialog box:
At least it was equitable about it and showed it to me when I tried to save to a network drive or “save as” to a local drive. Brilliant design.
Heard over the management conference room wall at work this week:
We can’t miss the cost estimate on this when were only forecasting two weeks–we’ll look drunk and disorderly.