Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

Add Genarlow Wilson to the list of sex offenders to be afraid of: engaging in consensual oral sex with someone two years younger than him gives him ten years in prison without parole. I feel safer already.

HCG Yesterday : 1411
HCG Today : 2713
HCG Tomorrow : Even More

Waiting till the middle of September? One wild ride.

When Larry goes on vacation, he goes on vacation, as witnessed in his out of the office message:

I will be out of country from 1/11-1/19 on vacation. I will not be reachable.

The best ASCII art i’ve seen in years, as posted on slashdot:

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     /|\ <--- you
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From an important IT memo at work:

In preparation for implementation of the changes to Daylight Savings Time (DST) in 2007, the necessary patches will be applied during the afternoon on Sunday. When complete all workstations will have to be rebooted for the patches to take effect. Users are cautioned to log off and save any open work to avoid problems.

Lesson learned? Save your work before the server is rebooted. I wonder how much work was lost last time.

From my financial institution’s website:

We are in the process of upgrading the website. During this period, you may see the new version of our website. Thank you for your patience as we improve.

So mind blowing, I can’t even think of a witty retort.

Another Year of Age
Another Year of Beauty
Happy Birthday
To the best wife I know.