Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

Yesterday I was listening to the radio while they were advertising a new miniseries on USA Networks: “The critics agree that Traffic (based on the award winning movie) is completely original.” Here’s an original idea: buy a dictionary.

Today the station was advertising “Gil Santos: Voice of the Patriots” with background music by Nirvana (Smells Like Teen Spirit). I hope they aren’t expecting Gil to say anything intelligible.