Posts Tagged ‘television’
What if delivery people ran the schools? Occasionally,
Even though the school said he was dropped off, your kid would not arrive at home. The bus would drop your daughter off with a broken arm, then disavow any knowledge of the injury. The school bully would be left at your house, until the special bus could come by [...]
Solitary is definitely an interesting TV show. I’m not sure I’ll ever watch it again (we don’t get that channel), but it has an interesting premise: a computer tells you what to do until you want to give up. The final treatment from the final episode involved sitting down after being kept awake for over [...]
I saw this headline on the news channel in the cafeteria when I went to get lunch: “Child Remains Found By Utility Worker in Plastic Bag”. This breaking news story involved a chopper looking down at a police car and people talking in the street. That is all.
Maybe they are trying to break the story [...]
Geraldo says:
Well, you know it’s interesting, the water was actually higher during the high tide.
(8:08pm Eastern on Fox News)
Every time I hear Kris Kristofferson introduce 8th of November, I get a picture in my head of Gary Busey (as he appeared in the short film “Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order” in an episode of the Simpsons’, with the rambling: “Now Joe [...]
What you gonna do with the junk in your trunk? I’m gonna get you drunk…
…and make you advertise for Verizon! Couldn’t they use something better than date rape to advertise their services?
During the final CSI episode last year, Nick Stokes was heard singing Bob Neuwirth’s Lucky Too:
My friends get all my money — may they always have enough To my enemies I leave my luck — only maybe not quite so tough The dealers get my “bones” — may they keep ‘em [...]
Ha ha, the Steelers lost. The Steelers had won something like 16 consecutive regular-season games. Looks like the Black & Gold won’t be breaking the 20 game streak by the Patriots’, which was stopped last year by the Steelers.
One of the television shows that I still watch regularly is TLC’s In a Fix. In the recent “Desert Dreams” episode, they deviated from their standard “You’re going away for three days at [expensive hotel] for rest and relaxation…” in favor of “And the details of your getaway can be found in this Expedia envelope…”
It’s [...]
Randy Jackson to Carrie Underwood: “Man you can [a] blow dude!”