As Heard on Radio
A commercial on the radio today was advertising Chamony Wrinkle Cream (call 1-800-SKIN-509 for more information) as the *perfect* Valentines day gift for your loved one. I think they miss the point (or have **very** thick skin).
[Mayor Tom Menino][1] of [Boston][2], it was reported on the [radio][wbz] this morning, said that no portable toilets were to be provided for the 1 million plus fans coming downtown today to welcome home the [victorious Patriots][superbowl]. Homeland security (which apparently involves pissing in the streets) was cited as the reason.
[1]: http://www.cityofboston.gov/mayor/default.asp
[2]: http://www.cityofboston.gov/
[wbz]: http://www.wbz1030.com/
[superbowl]: http://www.superbowl.com/