As Heard on Radio
A commercial on the radio today was advertising Chamony Wrinkle Cream (call 1-800-SKIN-509 for more information) as the perfect Valentines day gift for your loved one. I think they miss the point (or have very thick skin).
Mayor Tom Menino of Boston, it was reported on the radio this morning, said that no portable toilets were to be provided for the 1 million plus fans coming downtown today to welcome home the victorious Patriots. Homeland security (which apparently involves pissing in the streets) was cited as the reason.