March 17th, 2004 | Tags:

From the free Joke-A-Day mailing list for today:

> The politician running for President was at a news conference. A reporter jumped up and asked, “Your secretary announced this morning that you have a tiny penis. Would you comment on this?”
> “The truth,” he replied, “is that she has big mouth.”

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