Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

__Song__

Tomato Sittin on a railroad track,
It’s wood was made of balsa
Along comes a choo-choo train,
Tomato Sal-sa!

Avocado sittin on a railroad track,
It was feeling might lowly
Along comes a choo-choo train,
Gua-ca-mole!

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__Dance__

Grab your partner by the hair,
Pull her here, toss her there

Do-se-do and doe-re-toe

Grab your kitten by the tail
Then send your wife for the mail