Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

When someone at work asks how the project is going, feel free to break one of these out. To the best I can remember, I made all of them up (with inspiration from others):

• It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts.
• Break our duck? We can’t even find it!
• I’m betting on the monkeys.
• I’m still betting on the monkeys.
• Nurse Ratched’s in a straight jacket.