The Ultimate Project Status List

September 26th, 2005 | Tags:

When someone at work asks how the project is going, feel free to break one of these out. To the best I can remember, I made all of them up (with inspiration from others):

  • It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts.
  • Break our duck? We can’t even find it!
  • I’m betting on the monkeys.
  • I’m still betting on the monkeys.
  • Nurse Ratched’s in a straight jacket.
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