The Ultimate Project Status List
When someone at work asks how the project is going, feel free to break one of these out. To the best I can remember, I made all of them up (with inspiration from others):
- It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts.
- Break our duck? We can’t even find it!
- I’m betting on the monkeys.
- I’m still betting on the monkeys.
- Nurse Ratched’s in a straight jacket.