Michael Finnegan (Again)
There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
Had bats flyin in his cranium
He went crazy, then got sane again
Poor Old Michael Finnegan
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There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
He had eyebrows on his forheadagin
Burned them off, but they grew in again
Poor Old Michael Finnegan
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There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
Shoved a stop sign up his rectinium
He pulled it out, it popped back in again
Poor Old Michael Finnegan
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There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
He got shingles on his shinnagin
Can’t finish the roof til they appear again
Poor Old Michael Finnegan
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There once was a man named Michael Finnegan
He was fingerin his hot girl again
Wouldn’t stop till she let him come on in
Young Stud, Michael Finnegan