Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

This is an approximation of the conversation between Peter (who sits across the 8 ft wall from me) and a coworker. Peter is taking the afternoon off to mow the grass since it supposed to rain tomorrow:

C: You’re taking the afternoon off to mow your yard??
P: But what else could I do?
C: You could hire it out
P: That’s what my wife said, but I don’t want to lose my exercise
C: Don’t you have a riding lawnmower?
P: Yeah, but…