Bad Answers to a Horrible Question

October 11th, 2006 | Tags:

What do a fat lady and a brick have in common?

  • They tend to hurt people if dropped from tall heights. (Jeremy)
  • They both have holes, but not everyone wants to stick it to them. (John)
  • It’s just a matter of time before a mexican lays one… (Brian)
  • They’re both measured in tons! (Josh)
  • If you lay them right, they never move afterwards…
  • Some people say if you see brick on a house the inside may look real nice. They also say if you see a fat girl at a party her friends may look real nice too. (David)
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