Bad Answers to a Horrible Question
What do a fat lady and a brick have in common?
- They tend to hurt people if dropped from tall heights. (Jeremy)
- They both have holes, but not everyone wants to stick it to them. (John)
- It’s just a matter of time before a mexican lays one… (Brian)
- They’re both measured in tons! (Josh)
- If you lay them right, they never move afterwards…
- Some people say if you see brick on a house the inside may look real nice. They also say if you see a fat girl at a party her friends may look real nice too. (David)