Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

What do a fat lady and a brick have in common?

* They tend to hurt people if dropped from tall heights. (Jeremy)
* They both have holes, but not everyone wants to stick it to them. (John)
* It’s just a matter of time before a mexican lays one… (Brian)
* They’re both measured in tons! (Josh)
* If you lay them right, they never move afterwards…
* Some people say if you see brick on a house the inside may look real nice. They also say if you see a fat girl at a party her friends may look real nice too. (David)