Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

On a [Consumerist][0] [post][b], [downwithmonstercable][1] replies:

> I get offers in the mail all the time to use “convenience checks” for my
cards that give me a 4.99% rate or something. I don’t get it though. How
is writing a check more convenient than a card?

> That sounds kinda like a Jack Handey deep thought. Except way lamer.

I can’t figure out if he’s a clueless idiot or a clever troll. I’m guessing clever troll. I mean, if you don’t know why you would use the convenience checks that came in the mail, how about you **read the advertisement that came with them?**

[0]: http://consumerist.com/
[b]: http://consumerist.com/5066590/24-apr-crushes-reader-to-death
[1]: http://consumerist.com/people/downwithmonstercable/