Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

[What if delivery people ran the schools?](http://sprint.com/nextel/) Occasionally,

* Even though the school said he was dropped off, your kid would not arrive at home.
* The bus would drop your daughter off with a broken arm, then disavow any knowledge of the injury.
* The school bully would be left at your house, until the special bus could come by at the end of the week.

I’m glad they don’t.