Posts Tagged ‘My Life’
Thanks to the folks at [Livid Productions][livid] I can say “Today my birthday”. And this time it is true. [livid]: http://www.geocities.com/livid_prod/
According to their radio commercial: [Brink’s Document Destruction][1] can destroy in 15 minutes what it would take your employees days to shred. Could [Enron][2] have competed with them? [1]: http://www.brinksinc.com/documentdestruction.html [2]: http://www.enron.com/ The hardest part is shredding the documents is actually deciding what to shred, not how to operate the machinery. What idiot couldn’t figure […]
What’s the fun of posting opinion if all one does is post and no one ever fights back?
The Lunchtime Seminar for today was entitled “The Value of Planning”. The flyer for this learning opportunity read, in part, “The ability to plan a project or program early provides increased likelihood of success.” The flyer was sent to us in email form. Today. An hour before the class started. Perhaps they should have attended […]
According to the radio commercials of a [large american conglomerate][1], “the conversation never ends with &”. [McDonald’s][2] should license this to make it a part of the [Hamburger University][3] curriculum: “The sentence never ends with and”. [1]: http://www.att.com/home.html [2]: http://www.mcdonalds.com/ [3]: http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career/hamburger_university.html I went to a [local][4] restaurant the other morning and ordered two breakfast […]
Him and everybody else. Wal-Mart was a madhouse this evening…at 11:30pm, in a place where the sidewalks are rolled up at 9:30. The parking lot was still full of cars when we finally were able to leave at 1:00am. It hasn’t been that bad since the day-after Thanksgiving.
If you really are out to get me, please let me know so I don’t have to be paranoid.
For all of those who would like to laugh at my horrible picks in the NCAA tournament pool, I would like to enter the following evidence from (by far, with 126 entries) the largest pool I was entered: > Congratulations to the National Champion Connecticut Huskies and to this year’s contest winners: > First: Jeff […]
I just poured a can of [Red Bull][home] into a clear glass and realized why people always drink it out of a can: it looks like I just pissed in the glass. Very appetizing. [home]: http://www.redbull.com/
From an email at work: “I’ve had several requests for Hawaiin Shirt Day, so Friday (3/19) let’s all wear our Hawaiin shirts and try to scare winter away!!!!!”. Here’s hoping that winter is scared away and not the co-workers. I will probably wear my all black shirt with a red hat again and try to […]