Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’

Five beautiful years seeming to last forever are gone in the blink of an eye. They are just the beginning. Love, Me

Friday, November 2nd, 2007 at 12:36 | 0 comments
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In regards to a question I asked today, my (interim) task lead said: If this question continues to percolate, our position is that the engineers are not malicious malcontents. On the whole it was like a $30 e-mail (owing to all of the five dollar words her used).

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007 at 22:26 | 0 comments
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In response to an inane question, my boss, who couldn’t hurt a fly if he tried, said Of course I know that, I’m not completely brain dead. I think it is the most negative thing I’ve ever heard him say.

Thursday, October 18th, 2007 at 05:32 | 0 comments
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One of my coworkers today was complaining about the spam she got today for a FREE VIAGRA ALTERNATIVE. I was thinking, yeah, there is a free Viagra alternative, its called abstinence.

Monday, July 30th, 2007 at 17:36 | 0 comments
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When Larry goes on vacation, he goes on vacation, as witnessed in his out of the office message: I will be out of country from 1/11-1/19 on vacation. I will not be reachable.

Friday, January 12th, 2007 at 23:08 | 0 comments
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The best ASCII art i’ve seen in years, as posted on slashdot: ——–joke————> O /|\

Thursday, January 11th, 2007 at 18:12 | 0 comments
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From my financial institution’s website: We are in the process of upgrading the website. During this period, you may see the new version of our website. Thank you for your patience as we improve. So mind blowing, I can’t even think of a witty retort.

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007 at 23:12 | 0 comments
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Another Year of Age Another Year of Beauty Happy Birthday To the best wife I know.

Sunday, January 7th, 2007 at 19:17 | 0 comments
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When I changed jobs a while back I took over the desk of Paul, who is on a two year leave (serving with the National Guard in Iraq). Besides being a really interesting guy that I have never had a chance to meet, he seems to be subscribed to every free magazine known to man, […]

Thursday, December 28th, 2006 at 06:58 | 0 comments
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Back when I used to have Instant Messaging at work, every Friday I would try to inject a little joy into the lived of my co-workers by sending them a nice instant message to wish them a good weekend. Like these examples: Do you know who the winner of the “Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny” […]

Monday, December 11th, 2006 at 13:45 | 0 comments
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