Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
Five beautiful years seeming to last forever are gone in the blink of an eye. They are just the beginning. Love, Me
In regards to a question I asked today, my (interim) task lead said: > If this question continues to percolate, our position is that the engineers are not malicious malcontents. On the whole it was like a $30 e-mail (owing to all of the five dollar words her used).
In response to an inane question, my boss, who couldn’t hurt a fly if he tried, said > Of course I know that, I’m not completely brain dead. I think it is the most negative thing I’ve ever heard him say.
One of my coworkers today was complaining about the spam she got today for a FREE VIAGRA ALTERNATIVE. I was thinking, yeah, there is a free Viagra alternative, its called abstinence.
When Larry goes on vacation, he **goes** on vacation, as witnessed in his out of the office message: > I will be out of country from 1/11-1/19 on vacation. I will **not** be reachable.
The best ASCII art i’ve seen in years, as [posted](http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=216228&cid=17553574) on [slashdot](http://slashdot.org/): ——–joke————> O /|\
From my financial institution’s website: > **We are in the process of upgrading the website.** During this period, you may see the new version of our website. Thank you for your patience as we improve. So mind blowing, I can’t even think of a witty retort.
Another Year of Age Another Year of Beauty Happy Birthday To the best wife I know.
When I changed jobs a while back I took over the desk of Paul, who is on a two year leave (serving with the National Guard in Iraq). Besides being a really interesting guy that I have never had a chance to meet, he seems to be subscribed to every free magazine known to man, […]
Back when I used to have Instant Messaging at work, every Friday I would try to inject a little joy into the lived of my co-workers by sending them a nice instant message to wish them a good weekend. Like these examples: * Do you know who the winner of the “[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate […]