Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
If you every wanted to know how to get more than the universe has to offer, check out the offer I just got in the mail today: > Get *Unlimited* Cash Back or Even *More*… More than unlimited? That’s a deal too good to pass up.
You know it’s going to be a long morning when… …your doughnuts start pancaking… …and you haven’t even had your morning coffee.
Heard over the management conference room wall at work this week: > We can’t miss the cost estimate on this when were only forecasting two weeks–we’ll look drunk and disorderly.
What do a fat lady and a brick have in common? * They tend to hurt people if dropped from tall heights. (Jeremy) * They both have holes, but not everyone wants to stick it to them. (John) * It’s just a matter of time before a mexican lays one… (Brian) * They’re both measured […]
I got this list of how you know you’re from Louisville way back in December of 2004. Might as well publish it now, since most of it is true: * Your international airport has only one passenger flight that actually leaves the 48 contiguous states * The in-state sports rivalry is paid more attention to […]
If you really want to “Stare into the subliminal (for as long as you can)” try listening to the song backwards!
Like my task lead at work says: > Engineers are like cousins…you shouldn’t marry them.
I just got an email at work today promoting the Weight Watchers at Work program. For more information, I am asked to call “Jennifer Craig”.
From a bumper sticker (onto which all of the combined knowledge of man is printed): > If you object to logging > Try using plastic toilet paper
If Lake Erie would have been in the middle of a forest, then they would have called it the root canal. And everyone would have avoided it.