License to Kill

February 18th, 2004 | Tags:

At the Chili Cookoff we attended this past weekend was a license plate reading “TEN54”. He said that he used to be a hearse driver and found the joke entertaining. (To get the joke, you of course must realize that a ten fifty-four is police CB lingo for an untimely death. Yeah, I thought it was funny too.)

My wife saw “SPLDR10” on a car the other day. Perhaps her parents let her watch to much “CYNDRLA” when she was younger. And doesn’t it makes sense that the car with the license plate “ZOM ZOM” would stop in the middle of the road (without reason). A [Ford][1] [Explorer SportTrac][2] did that to me today. At least it wasn’t one of those cars advertised in the commercials with the little kid. You know which ones I’m talking about. I just wish I could remember the make of the car. I don’t guess they worked real well.

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