Moo! The Musings of a Plaid Cow

The is the speech I wrote and gave at my high school graduation. I am told that it sent gasps up from the student audience. It is still one of the most remembered pieces of writing that I have. Note: Contrary to what the speech says, it was not writtent that day. I started it at 8pm the night before and showed it to only one person before the presentation.