Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
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> Thought for the day: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where shitty ideas come from.
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Wild Hearts make for an interesting poker game.
You know, time passes **really** slowly when the crown of your watch is pulled out.
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How do you know you’ve been writing documentation for too long? > hmmm, the answer to the question [I asked earlier] was in the guide… in the section that i wrote…. It may be time to take break.
Apparently I’ve been living under a rock since I didn’t knwo that the golden rule had been replaced. Apparently platnium is all that matters now: > Do unto others as they would have you do unto them. Do for others what they would like me to do? What is this world coming to?
In the bug list of a simulation I work on at my day job is a change request to get rid of danger: “Replace Dangerous_Bool with a safer alternative” Some time ago, to make on aspect of a program I was working on faster, I enabled an input option that would tell the program to […]
**Q.** Why didn’t you answer when I called? **A.** My phone was in my pocket…I just wasn’t wearing my pants.