Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
There once was a man named Michael Finnegan Had bats flyin in his cranium He went crazy, then got sane again Poor Old Michael Finnegan [Begin Again] There once was a man named Michael Finnegan He had eyebrows on his forheadagin Burned them off, but they grew in again Poor Old Michael Finnegan [Begin Again] […]
There is no Federal Institute of Stupidology (as mentioned in the [Here’s Your Sign][sign] music video by [Bill Engvall][] and [Travis Tritt][]) that I could find any information about. In fact, searching on [that on Google](http://www.google.com/search?q=Federal+Institute+of+Stupidology) brings up three links that aren’t related. By golly, in a few days, this site should be number one. […]
Congratulations to you on the work you did… the code that you started with was a freakin’ mess. I think you may have improved it to the state of “god awful mess” **Q.** What the hell kind of class doesn’t include it’s own header file? **A,** Apparently, one of mine.
**Q.** How do you know it’s [Master P][1] on the line? **A.** The phone goes “Bling, Bling” [1]: http://www.vh1.com/artists/az/master_p/bio.jhtml
The next time that you think some of the warning labels on your new purchases are inane, remember [this sad story][1] and the lesson learned from it: don’t run a gasoline generator inside your house. I can’t wait for the lawsuit. [1]: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/09/26/rita.apartment.deaths.ap/
When someone at work asks how the project is going, feel free to break one of these out. To the best I can remember, I made all of them up (with inspiration from others): * It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts. * Break our duck? We can’t even find it! * […]
Slow Dance was written by [Dr. David L. Weatherford](http://www.davidlweatherford.com), who has a beautiful collection of poems and encourages people to use his poems as long as he is given credit for his writings. — Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly’s […]
For quite a while on my static web site has been a section of uplifting thoughts. With an impending reorg, that is going away, so I present a couple of the items from there. The first is a poem by [Linda Ellis][1] called The Dash, which was forwarded around as one of those chain emails […]
A little offbeat, but always useful is Randy’s Tip of the Day: > Never Sneeze While Chewing Ramen
While I was getting ready to go to the grocery earlier today, the following ditty came to mind: My bologna has a first name, it P-I-G-G-Y, My bologna had a second name, its R-E-C-T-U-M