Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
In a fairly old [Dilbert](http://www.dilbert.com/) cartoon, Wally explains life to Asok: “Being required to wear a button saying ‘I’m Empowered’ is everything you need to know, wrapped up in one package.”
“What’s the matter? You got [wiggles][1] in your butt?” To that, I am not even sure how to respond. [1]: http://www.thewiggles.com.au/
Congratulations to [Erik][] and [Carrie][] on their [wedding][] coming up this Friday. To him I offer all of the advice that a pop song can give: [Erik]: http://nslog.com/ [Carrie]: http://nslog.com/archives/2004/06/09/a_crush_realized.php [wedding]: http://nslog.com/archives/2005/05/22/getting_married_on_friday.php > Last night I heard a good friend say he’d finally found the one > I told him to be sure these precious […]
On the way to work yesterday I saw a truck from [Soucy’s Sewer Service][1] with a motto on the back: “Go with the Flow”. [1]: http://www.soucysewer.com/ What an excellent idea.
I stopped at the grocery store on the way home today and picked up three items: * A bag of shredded cheese * A bottle of wine * A Butterfinger Crisp Along with my receipt I got back a buy one get one free coupon for Always Pads. Are they trying to tell me something?
“It sounded like you were chewing on a big wad of snot.”
_I’m the King of Siam, I am_ _King of Siam, I am, I am_ _I got married to the teacher so dour_ _She’s never been to this place before_ _And this trip is just love-eh-ly (love-eh-ly)_ _She wouldn’t have a peasant or a prince (no prince)_ _I’m her loving old man, I’m the King_ _King […]
Everybody died…it was so romantic.
Lately I have been worried about my friends Alex and Herbert and their refusal to go to a traditional doctor. They have instead, been relying on their local “natural” healer. So I sent them a telegram saying I feared they would both meet their death if they did not go to the hospital now. They […]
Like tripping at the top of the stairs, “it’s all downhill from here” is an appropriate phrase for many occasions.