Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
…in the Superbowl. No doubt this headline will be used in your favorite newspaper tomorrow morning. (Or on your favorite news site in just a few minutes.)
The inventor of the all Swiss Cheese diet, when asked to comment on ending his two month bout with constipation, had just two words to say: “Holey Shit!”
According to a [story on Yahoo! News][1], a Romanian couple has named their new son Yahoo. [You can’t be serious][2]. [1]: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=2&u=/nm/20050113/od_nm/odd_romania_yahoo_dc [2]: http://www.yahooserious.com/
> A hotel that was off the beaten track decided to offer guests a look at the lighter side and so installed a room that had laughing gas pumped into it. After this, however, their occupancy rate dropped to zero. > >Why? The answer (with a holiday theme) was that everyone was told there was […]
Due to the buyout of the naming rights by [Bank of America][boa], the [Fleet Center][fc] (in Boston) is scheduled to get a new name. They say they are looking for a local company to step up and fill the bill. Perhaps we can end up with the [Raytheon][] RayDome or even The [Biogen][] BioDome. Who […]
– `pi_over_two` is set to `0.0` Yeah, it’s been one of those days.
A hotel that was off the beaten track decided to offer guests a look at the lighter side and so installed a room that had laughing gas pumped into it. After this, however, their occupancy rate dropped to zero. Why?
Did you hear the one about the lady who opened a “Battery Shack” down on the pier? __Update:__ It is permissible to post a comment saying “I don’t get it.” If anyone really wants to know the answer.
You know you’ve been gettign too much spam when you look as [Firefox][1]’s permenant hosts file (hostperm.1) and see something else entirely. [1]: http://www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/
Imagine that the foal of a Unicorn and Pegasus decided to mate with the love child of Barney and Cyclops. What would you get if the near human offspring turned out to be a cannibal? First comment with the right answer _may_ win some sort of fabulous prize.