Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
Job prospects [Marcel Marceau][mime] have been looking up since he was signed as the spokesman for a second tier soft drink company. He will be known as his act, the [Fanta][]-mime. [mime]: http://www.marceau.org/ [Fanta]: http://www.fanta.com/
At a recent whole team meeting (over a hundred people), our project manager said, “I’d like to think you’re smart people.” Starting with himself?
You don’t taste a cake while it is baking!
“I reject your reality and substitute my own.”
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
From a local billboard at an autobody repair shop: > It’s never to late to be what you might have been.
These stories (from a recent email) take note of stupidity that is just too far out there to be made up. 1. I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, how much do you charge for a shampoo and a “blow job?” I turned around and […]
“Break our duck? We can’t even find it!”
“Waiter! There’s a hare in my rabbit stew!”
Have you ever noticed how much the beginning of “Neutron Dance” by the Pointer Sisters sounds like the theme from Duck Tales?