Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’

Go for a walk in a friendly happy place Like a padded room there are no other people there.

Wednesday, August 4th, 2004 at 12:55 | 0 comments
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“It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts.”

Monday, August 2nd, 2004 at 15:22 | 0 comments
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Three people can keep a secret…if all of them are illiterate *and* dead.

Wednesday, July 14th, 2004 at 14:42 | 0 comments
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They said that I should keep doing schtick, but I decided to branch out.

Friday, June 25th, 2004 at 07:19 | 0 comments
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I left a note on my white board outside my office today stating simply: “I sing out of tune.” And this statement is completely true. (I had Fraternity brothers ask me not to try and sing along with the offical song because I was so far out.) Below this was a query asking “what would […]

Thursday, June 17th, 2004 at 23:27 | 0 comments
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When they say that the internet is clogged with spam, does that really mean it is just constipated?

Monday, April 19th, 2004 at 12:36 | 0 comments
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I got an email from [buy.com][1] today saying that the order I placed yesterday morning (with the *free* standard shipping option) had shipped. I checked the tracking number and found out that the package had already been delivered–before the email had even been sent. This is the second time in a row that free shipping […]

Tuesday, March 30th, 2004 at 13:01 | 0 comments
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From the free Joke-A-Day mailing list for today: > The politician running for President was at a news conference. A reporter jumped up and asked, “Your secretary announced this morning that you have a tiny penis. Would you comment on this?” > > “The truth,” he replied, “is that she has big mouth.”

Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 at 17:50 | 0 comments
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At various times I come up with observations that amaze even myself and I think that it is a good idea to keep these written down. So here is a list (which might continue at a alter date) of everything the crossed my mind…including observations from earlier entries which have now been deleted. 1. The […]

Friday, March 5th, 2004 at 10:04 | 0 comments
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I am attributing this to one of Billy Graham’s grandchildren, because I think that is what the radio report said. But I don’t remember a name, so I could be completely wrong. During the interview, he was asked if he would take his children to see Mel Gibson’s [The Passion of the Christ][passion] (since it […]

Wednesday, February 18th, 2004 at 23:11 | 0 comments
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