Posts Tagged ‘Well Said’
Go for a walk in a friendly happy place Like a padded room there are no other people there.
“It’s all downhill from here, except for the uphill parts.”
Three people can keep a secret…if all of them are illiterate *and* dead.
They said that I should keep doing schtick, but I decided to branch out.
I left a note on my white board outside my office today stating simply: “I sing out of tune.” And this statement is completely true. (I had Fraternity brothers ask me not to try and sing along with the offical song because I was so far out.) Below this was a query asking “what would […]
When they say that the internet is clogged with spam, does that really mean it is just constipated?
I got an email from [buy.com][1] today saying that the order I placed yesterday morning (with the *free* standard shipping option) had shipped. I checked the tracking number and found out that the package had already been delivered–before the email had even been sent. This is the second time in a row that free shipping […]
From the free Joke-A-Day mailing list for today: > The politician running for President was at a news conference. A reporter jumped up and asked, “Your secretary announced this morning that you have a tiny penis. Would you comment on this?” > > “The truth,” he replied, “is that she has big mouth.”
At various times I come up with observations that amaze even myself and I think that it is a good idea to keep these written down. So here is a list (which might continue at a alter date) of everything the crossed my mind…including observations from earlier entries which have now been deleted. 1. The […]
I am attributing this to one of Billy Graham’s grandchildren, because I think that is what the radio report said. But I don’t remember a name, so I could be completely wrong. During the interview, he was asked if he would take his children to see Mel Gibson’s [The Passion of the Christ][passion] (since it […]