Posts Tagged ‘My Life’
Last Thursday I got this email late in the afternoon talking about the snowstorm that was forecast for the next day: > Attention Massachusetts Employees: > > As of Thursday afternoon, the National Weather Service has issued a snow advisory for Greater Massachusetts for tomorrow morning, Friday 12/9, to remain in effect throughout the day. […]
[You did it](http://moo.plaidcow.net/2005/11/hope) You started as a boy Now finish as a man I can look up to
Two miles Fifteen minutes You can do it
In my real life, I work on a radar simulation, where an Executive Planner plans to service each of the radar volumes in turn. So as I was watching today, the planning went like this: **Executive** : OK, who needs service next? **Radar Action** : Ohh, ooh, me, me! **Executive** : OK. You’re up. [Processing…] […]
Last week, we were worried because we found some major defects in the software requirements that we had written. According to the software lead, there is no need to worry. They didn’t use the requirements to write the actual software anyway.
Occasionally, while walking around, I will make up converstions that I could have with people who happen to be arround me. Like this one: **Him** : (looks at company hockey league poster) **Me** : Me like Hockey! **Him** : That’s very arrogant of you. **Me** : Thank you.
I’m waiting for Celine Dion to start singing “Unbreak my code…”
I submitted a help desk ticket for a computer at work that has a cd drive which will not eject. This ticket has been marked completed with the following message: > waiting on HP ticket #XXXXXXXXX, HP tech hasn’t contacted yet but when he/she can bring new drive by we will make the swap. This […]
[Wal-Mart][1] has a fairly simple model from pricing: “Always Low Prices.” This does lead to some price oddities, however. Like the two disposable paint pads that I went to buy yesterday. As luck would have it, they did have a two-pack of paint pads for $3.84. Or, I could buy two single paint pads for […]
__Song__ Tomato Sittin on a railroad track, It’s wood was made of balsa Along comes a choo-choo train, Tomato Sal-sa! Avocado sittin on a railroad track, It was feeling might lowly Along comes a choo-choo train, Gua-ca-mole! — __Dance__ Grab your partner by the hair, Pull her here, toss her there Do-se-do and doe-re-toe Grab […]