Posts Tagged ‘On the Road’
When you start looking for them, good license plates how up even more readily. I met “RDBERD” when I was going to the mall and parked next to a “NAUTTI” girl. (I don’t want to think about a guy having that plate.) Some people use force to get what they want (ie, “GRAPLR”), while others […]
With all of the mini-vans running around on the roads up here, I’m surprised that I haven’t seen the license plate “SOCAMOM” yet. I know it must exist somewhere, even if it is owned by a husband not in jail. The license plate “SKEETR” reminded me of our last trip though Pennsylvania. The country station […]
As I was driving home yesterday I saw the perfect license plate on the back of a car that had a couple caucasians with great teeth in the front seat: “PEARLE”. Don’t get it? Leave a comment.
On the way to work today (though the snow) I saw a small convertible with a license plate reading “MARTINI”. I was a little shaken, but wouldn’t stir if it drove by me again. Massachusetts Highways: Three Drink Minimum.
I am amazed by the number of people who cannot seem to figure out that in a parking lot (or car park, if you prefer) you are supposed to put your vehicle inside of all of the yellow lines. Most of the people driving today look like they failed the picture coloring class in kindergarden. […]
I am surprised that the license plate “DIZNEE” hasn’t been confiscated yet. They are obvious playing on [Disney][1]’s good will to some nefarious end. [1]: http://www.disney.com/
At the Chili Cookoff we attended this past weekend was a license plate reading “TEN54”. He said that he used to be a hearse driver and found the joke entertaining. (To get the joke, you of course must realize that a ten fifty-four is police CB lingo for an untimely death. Yeah, I thought it […]
As I was driving to work the other morning there were interesting license plates a-plenty. Like the lady with “MOODSWG” on the back of her SUV. Perhaps “PMSING” was already taken. “NYLEFTY” reminded me of the [Elbonians][1] currently engaged in a brutal civil war–right against left. And perhaps I have reading too much [Slashdot][2] recently, […]
On way to the [outlet mall][1] in the [Lakes Region][2] of New Hampshire this past Saturday there was a truck with the license plate “BIG HPS”. I hope he was talking about the dualie he was driving and not his wife. [1]: http://www.shoplakesregion.com/ [2]: http://lakesregion.org/
Someplace or another it has been said that New Hampshire is the vanity license plates capital or the world. It does seem like a great deal of people have them. Or perhaps we just always have an extra $25 burning a hole in our pockets when it comes time to renew. I know I couldn’t […]